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Song Parodies -> "Don't Buy Free Range"
Original Song Title:
"Home On The Range"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Buy Free Range"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
original performer of the original was not Bing Crosby but his version was most popular so he is presented as original performer here.
Give animals a home where they can freely roam,
Without fear of ending up as fillet
Don’t bother the herd. Let them play undisturbed.
Let their eyes show contentment all day.
Don’t, don’t buy free range,
Scared steers are still slaughtered that way,
Don’t overlook the birds stepping in each other’s turds,
Those poor animals suffer all day.
Without fear of ending up as fillet
Don’t bother the herd. Let them play undisturbed.
Let their eyes show contentment all day.
Don’t, don’t buy free range,
Scared steers are still slaughtered that way,
Don’t overlook the birds stepping in each other’s turds,
Those poor animals suffer all day.
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Not bad. Some funny lines. Watch your pacing, though. An extra stanza and chorus could've helped. Keep writing! 4-4-4.
As a lover of animals you probably do know that birds do not produce turds. My spouse and friends enjoyed this cockeyed tale, complete with charmingly clunky pacing. Keep them short!
Only birdbrain with death wish call wife spouse. Rabbits make house dropping (Column A) high in B vitamins, and eat this part of poop. Friday Special. **Spicy.
Deny rabbits free-range access to poop is cruelty ((to us, tastes good too). Separating rabbits from poopy comments is sign of respect.
audio recording & visuals at bit.ly/free_range
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