No dreaming of a white C-word
Can't use C-words we used to know
Respect must glisten
Old carols, can't listen,
Dress well, snowmen in the snow

Stop dreaming of that white C-word
Those are not C-word cards you write
World has turned word perfect and tight
Singing that old C-word won't be right..

Quit dreaming of a white C-word
They've changed the phrase we used to know
Mistletoe, no kissin'
Someone's faith we're dissin'
Denominations - dare not show...

Cease dreaming of the white C-word
It's Happy Holidays, tonight
Must be oh so politic'lly right
So, may all your C-word days be white

Wishing all your C-word days are white