She was a very clever jewel thief
She saw what she was looking for
She found a million dollar diamond
At the Oh Kay jewelry store.
She hadn't been there for a minute
Until she lifted three or four
Of precious diamonds worth a million
At the Oh Kay jewelry store.

She was drinking soda
And when she saw that bling
She kept drinking soda
Security saw things

On the camera

They called the cops and paramedics
They whisked her to emergency
They found the million dollar diamonds
With a colonoscopy.

Just when you think you have heard everything
There's nothing new under the sun
Read the headlines
There's new ones.
When thieves see that bling
They will do anything
And hide it anyplace
Read the latest police case.

Bu boy she thought she had a bauble
Bu boy a bauble in her bowel
Bu boy she really made a boo boo
Bobbing in the toilet bowl.

They kept finding diamonds
In her digestive tract
They found all the diamonds
The Oh Kay case was cracked.

So the moral is:

If you can't live without the jewelry
But don't have anything to pay
Remember there's no perfect hold up
Kolonoscopies begin with Kay.