Now I know of a man, you may have seen him on the street
And when he gets close, you have to stare at his feet
You may even take a cell phone picture and put it on your tweet

Now it is so bizarre
You can’t believe if before your eyes
Now it is so bizarre
Staring at this dude’s shoe size
It looks like two surfboards
Hanging ten, side by side

Flip, Flop, Guy
So loud when he walks by
Flip, Flop, Guy
With white socks up to his thighs
A walking fashion statement that good taste defies

See him every day, walking in a pair of plaid short pants
With an island shirt, that is covered in plants
A price tag hanging, from his brand new pair of Foster Grants

Big set of headphones, plugged into his Walkman
Cruising up and down, getting the lay of the land
Advertising, he’s an available Ladies Man

Now, Flip, Flop, Guy
So loud when he walks by
Now, Flip, Flop, Guy
With white socks up to his thighs
A walking fashion statement that good taste defies

Now what really scares me most, when I watch this guy in plaid
Is this fashion may rub off, and that really makes me mad
Cause this guy I talk about, just happens to be my Dad!!!!!!

Now, Flip, Flop, Guy
So loud when he walks by
Now, Flip, Flop, Guy
With white socks up to his thighs
A walking fashion statement that good taste defies
Oh my!!!!!