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Song Parodies -> "Underneath My Arches"
Original Song Title:
"Underneath The Arches"
Original Performer:
Andrew Sisters
Parody Song Title:
"Underneath My Arches"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Underneath My Arches
A fungus odor lurks
Boiled my socks in starches,
But nothin' ever works...
A greenish slime keeps leakin'
From sneakers I have on
By my bed, each morning, they're reekin'
All my friends are gone
Telephoned the foot stores,
And they said, "Come on down"
But, when I showed my foot sores,
Dr. Scholl left town!
So, I bought OdorEaters,
But I believe they lost..
'Cause all I heard was crunchin'
And their remnants out were tossed..
I would not be de-feeted
So,I fought a final round..
Underneath My Arches,
Limburger...rubbed a pound
Now, I'm up in Wisconsin,
My tootsies here, they please..
And I spend all my time fulfillin'
Foot fetish fantasies..
A fungus odor lurks
Boiled my socks in starches,
But nothin' ever works...
A greenish slime keeps leakin'
From sneakers I have on
By my bed, each morning, they're reekin'
All my friends are gone
Telephoned the foot stores,
And they said, "Come on down"
But, when I showed my foot sores,
Dr. Scholl left town!
So, I bought OdorEaters,
But I believe they lost..
'Cause all I heard was crunchin'
And their remnants out were tossed..
I would not be de-feeted
So,I fought a final round..
Underneath My Arches,
Limburger...rubbed a pound
Now, I'm up in Wisconsin,
My tootsies here, they please..
And I spend all my time fulfillin'
Foot fetish fantasies..
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Gotta love the classics! This little piggy went for fives.
Thanks Andy
555 for you, haven't heard TOS in a LONG time, but this paces wonderfully and by picking a, shall we say, tame parody name you avoided the 111 guys. At first I thought this might be a reference to the St. Louis Arch of McD's arches, but this most most enjoyable.
Thanks for your vote, and comments, Red....the song truly is an old Garage Sale chestnut...and as you say, I expected some would assume it to be a Mac's theme...and hoped that might at least, draw them in for a read...
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