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Song Parodies -> "Kicked In The Crotch"
Original Song Title:
"Kicked In The Teeth"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Kicked In The Crotch"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
This is not dating humor. This is about corporate outsourcing. The filthiest business practice in the U.S.
Two faced business with two faced deals.
I hope your outsourcing hurts you, you heels.
Tell me sleazes has it all been fun,
While you've been running 'round the globe to screw unions.
Sold your story outside the land.
Hired their workers and shook their hands.
I used to think that working here was nice.
I changed my mind since I was iced.
Kicked in the crotch again.
The jobs we lose, the cash you win.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Ain't this treachery ever gonna end?
And I've been kicked in the crotch again.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Two faced business, corporate snakes.
Trashed our unions for profits sake.
You wheel and deal for a cheap work force,
But what goes around comes around of course.
Kicked in the crotch again.
The jobs we lose, the cash you win.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Ain't this treachery ever gonna end?
And I've been kicked in the crotch again.
Kicked in the crotch again.
I hope your outsourcing hurts you, you heels.
Tell me sleazes has it all been fun,
While you've been running 'round the globe to screw unions.
Sold your story outside the land.
Hired their workers and shook their hands.
I used to think that working here was nice.
I changed my mind since I was iced.
Kicked in the crotch again.
The jobs we lose, the cash you win.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Ain't this treachery ever gonna end?
And I've been kicked in the crotch again.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Two faced business, corporate snakes.
Trashed our unions for profits sake.
You wheel and deal for a cheap work force,
But what goes around comes around of course.
Kicked in the crotch again.
The jobs we lose, the cash you win.
Kicked in the crotch again.
Ain't this treachery ever gonna end?
And I've been kicked in the crotch again.
Kicked in the crotch again.
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Not bad but you've done better. Glad to see someone else likes this less know OS though, here's my parody of it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/acdc31.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/acdc31.shtml
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