He's here, is Hu
(Is who?)
Yes Hu
(Oh, what a to-do)
Is Hu in Who's Who?
The President's over from China

He's there, in Ware
(In where?)
Yes, Ware
He's in Ware now
With Geoffrey Howe
(Where, how, who?)
Oh, listen, do!
I am talking of Hu
(Of who?)
Of HU
(Who's meeting with Liz Regina)

Well... Hu was in Ware by the river Wye
(Now may I ask why?)
By the river Wye
(Why was who where?)
By the Wye in Ware
And Howe and Hu were also there
Yes, he, Hu Jintao
With a Geoffrey Howe
(With a Geoffrey what?)
No, there wasn't a Watt

So now we all know Hu is here!
(So who is where? Must be an illusion)
Hu and Howe and Wye and Ware
You see, I told you there is no confusion

He's here, is Hu
(Is who?)
Is Hu
He's here in Ware
(In where?)
In Ware
Hu's here in Ware-on-Wye, Howe-do-you-do
(Just tell me, somebody -- How, Why, Where, Who?)