Song Parodies -> "All Alone Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

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Original Performer:

"All Alone Again"

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The Lyrics

Never got around to the Charlie Sheen fiasco, so here's what I think...

All alone again
Can’t play Charlie Harper on “Two and a Half Men” again
That role’s been taken over by Ashton Kutcher, CBS said
And I don’t know when I’ll ever get solid work again

All alone again
Drinkin’ and drugs, livin’ a life of sin
Never gonna make $1.8 million per episode again,
I just don’t know when I’ll ever get solid work again

All alone again
Made fun of Chuck Lorre and was told to hit the highway
Never thought my career would end
All because I was high and had to have it MY way
I’m f--kin’ crazy
Need rehabilitation again
Then, "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option",
made a paltry $7 million, Twitter another $1 million
I just don’t know when I’ll ever get solid work again

All alone again
Two whore “Goddesses” gone their separate ways
Was married 3 times and had 5 children
Now it seems nothin’ is goin’ MY way
I’m f--kin’ crazy
Cocaine looks good again

Just can't wait to get back to work again
GWB was responsible for the _inside_ attack on 9/11
Enjoyed the spotlight for a while for obscene ramblin’
I just don’t know when I’ll ever get solid work again

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Patrick - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Suddenly, he's not the half-a-man he used to be. $7 million from a series of drunken diatribes would last me a long time, but I'm a bit more frugal than Charlie. I've never seen the show before, I find the commercials for the re-runs repugnant. And, need I say it again, CBS was the network that canceled "Jericho".

Old Man Ribber - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Rob - I suggested the possible reason for his outlandish behavior...never before did he have so much notoriety and publicity. The only negative from this possible charade - he had two (rather good) parodies about him written by me...hehe. ;D

WCJ - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment

I wonder is Charlie Sheen related to Martin Sheen? I really don't know much about either one of them, but great parody just the same! 555! :-)

Rob Arndt - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez in New York City, the youngest son and third of four children of actor Martin Sheen and artist Janet Templeton. Sheen has two older brothers, Emilio Estévez and Ramon Estévez, and a younger sister, Renée Estévez, all actors. ~ Wiki

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