His name's only Dan
He had a nightmare last night
He's fond of me
I ditch gym class cause the teacher
Wears evil glasses
I mean eyeshields,yes
But for ditching class,I felt great
Dan seems to be stupid,he ain't evil

Oh,there was a teenage wasteland,loser
Yeah,there was a teenage wasteland,loser
It's just a very cool place,loser...you're there

There's little boy pink
And his name is just Dan
He'd simply thought he's ghey if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He's going to Iraq
Yes,he really knew who I am
But he has a girlfiend who's sick of him

Oh,go to this teenage wasteland,loser
Yeah,go to this teenage wasteland,loser
No offense,Dan Hibiki,loser...I see
Ooh yeah...wasteland
Dan should really know what he's missing

Dan,what do you think
And for there was a such thing as little boy pink
You're being stupid just like Jack Osbourne
You have been just warned

How does he know who I am?
Why does he act really gay to me?
I've got two things about "little boy pink",loser
Come with me friday,you're no bruiser
To that darn teenage wasteland,loser...like me
Ooh yeah...loser
No he doesn't know what he's missin'