I, I hate the tension in the Mideast
And I, hate global warming too
And I don't like a thing 'bout terrorism, no, no
And I, I, I hate that volcano*, too!

But I, hate everything about Justin
Everything about Justin

And I, don't like a thing 'bout Miley Cyrus
And I, I, I hate the Jonas Bros, too
And I am not into Selena Gomez, no, no
And I think Demi's overrated, too

Chorus:
But I get sick when I hear about
I can't stand to hear about
I hate everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!
Everything about Justin!

I ain't got a popular attitude,
But that don't change the way I feel 'bout that "dude"
And if you think this might be bringing me down,
Look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!

Spoken:
Well, I don't really care 'bout Lindsay Lohan
See, the little jerk should get sober and go, man
One thing that I said about Britney
I used to be a fan, but then all the truth hit me
I know, you know, everybody knows
That Justin's gonna crash and burn and go
You think it's sad, well that's too bad
'Cause I'm having a ball hating everything about Justin!
Ha ha!

Sung:
Everything about Justin, everything about
I get sick when I hear about
I can't stand to hear about
I hate everything about...

JUSTIN!