Getting numb from brew tonight
It takes a few to fill inside
I'm so drunk I cannot see
I don't like sobriety

Well, when it gets
To the point
My hole
Is like a joint
I'll try to push... on through the crowd
I'm gonna moan
And scream loud

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
When I pee

People come, people go
Some get numb, some drain slow
I end up in between
Shivery and unclean

Well it gets
To the point
My pole
Is like a joint
The head... is down the road
Cause somewhere
I gotta go

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
When I pee

My left hand is there to block
When I start to drip and drop
Careful now, I might spill
If I don't go, I'll get the chills

And it gets
To the point
My pole
Is like a joint
The head... is down the road
Cause somewhere
I gotta go

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how it feels
When I pee

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how I squeal
When I pee