Sometimes I squeal when I open the fridge door
Sometimes I squeal since my dumb roommate
Fills it up with garbage
That dude is a moron
Don't know what this is
Buried in the back

This thing looks diseased, It's
Cold and abandoned
The sight gives me chills, Thus
That door I have slammed
Could be some moon cheese
Since it's green and it's stinky
Somehow it's furry
One bite and I'll die

I don't wanna touch this meal
My roommate's a pain
I'm strappin' on some latex gloves
Think I'm gonna faint
How'd my gloves begin to peel?
Can't withstand the strain
I think I'll grab a stick to shove
Shove that gunk away

Yick, Yick... Yick, Yick...

It's hard to believe
It could be this disgusting
It's hard to believe
That he left it there
I'm pissed he left his lunch
My friend he disgusts me
Frightened as I am
It even scares flies

It could be electric eels
Or chilled monkey brains
Or maybe it's some deep-fried dove
My nostrils are slain
None of these are quite ideal
They're all off the chain
Some secret hidden by the Gov
Alien cocaine?!

Yick, Yick... Yick, Yick...
Oh no... No no... Yick, Yick...
Gagging... I'm ill... Yick, Yick...
Green slime

Deep in the fridge I found
Some really gruesome stuff
Deep in the fridge I found
Stuff that made me throw up
Deep in the fridge it's found
Worse than 2-Girls-1 cup
Deep in the fridge I found
My instant stomach ache

Yick, Yick... Yick, Yick...
Oh no... No no... Yick, Yick...
Oh no... No no... Yick, Yick...
Yick, Yick... Yick, Yick...