Singing, singing along to ''Waterloo''
She's a fan, ABBA fan that I want to blow

Singin' singin' along
(Got to go now, I know I got to go)
And I stand alone for noisy neighbours
(I don't listen, but baby I don't care)
Singin' singin' along
(Got to go now, I know I got to go)
And I stand for that so long

Humming, humming, really humming along to ''Dancing Queen''
She's a fan, ABBA fan, ABBA fan that I want to kill

Bang a drum, bang a drum, Bang a drum
(I'm a drum, drum me so freakin' hard)
That I drum for so damn long
(Baby please, would you give me cheese)
Singin' along, singin' singin' a bloody song
(I don't care, but Bjorn and Benny I don't care)
And I stand along for that IKEA advert

(Bridge - Guitar solo):

Strumming, strumming along
(strum a song, baby strum a song)
And I stand for Metal Church
(sing a song, I know how to stick a fork)
Strumming, strumming along
(Strum a song, until my arse goes bang)
And I stand for Christopher Cross

And I'm singing
And I'm ringing
And I'm singing
And I'm diddling (no)