[Saz]
You say you're fine but you can't tell
You can't find out, you have no sense of smell

[DAK]
Well I don't know, I think it's harsh
I've spent my years just dwelling in a marsh

[Both]
Babe
You smell like Babe
Why won't you bathe?

[Saz]
You lie in mud, you have no scent
Can't buy shampoo the money's always spent

[DAK]
I hate shampoo it drives me wild
I get a rash when I use camomile

[Both]
Babe
You smell like Babe
You've got no mates

[DAK]
I wilt flowers
With my ming
My BO
Stains everything

[Saz]
And now i'm obsessed
With BO
I ask you to bath
But you just say no

[Saz]
Hear them say that your hair pongs
It's full of nits, you've grown it far too long

[DAK]
Leave me alone, I think it's fine
Stupid bitch, all you do is whine

[Both]
Babe
You smell like Babe
And you won't bathe

[DAK]
I won't bathe, you understand?

[Saz]
Block my nose with both my hands

[DAK]
I hate you don't talk to me

[Saz]
You smell fowl don't walk with me

[DAK]
I don't believe I smell like sh*te

[Saz]
I'd hurl if I kissed you goodnight

[DAK]
I hate you - unblock your noes

[Saz]
I hate you please wash your toes

[Both]
Why won't you bathe?
Why won't you bathe?
Why won't you bathe?
Why won't you bathe?
[repeat until fade]