Song Parodies -> "Emo-Slut"

Original Song Title:

"Mary-Christ"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Emo-Slut"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is a song about the guy I like's girlfriend. Obviously I can't maul her like a wild animal, so I'm doing the next best thing...making fun of her in a parody.

Talkin' to the foxy Sam
Because he's the man
The right guy for me
(I wanna make out)
Along comes Emo-Slut
Puts me in a rut
Stealing him away
(What's SHE doing here?)
Dammit, no!
She took my crush now
Yeah I know
My heart is mush now

Walkin' with him down the hall
Flaunting him to all
Always makes me mad
(I'm green with envy)
Shooting her with evil glares
But she just don't care
Keeps strutting on by
(My work is useless)
But I scheme
Plotting her defeat
My new dream
Failure she will meet

I'll put a frog inside her bag
Gonna make her gag
But that's just the start
(Oh yeah, I got more)
Unscrew the bolts on her desk
Make a great big mess
That she can't clean up
(Her clothes are ruined)
Got revenge
I have victory!
Now she knows
Never mess with me!

Hissssssss....Meow!

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The Charnstar - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Well I don't care what the other people said, I like it, you're living the dream: Making fun of people in parodies... Well... You're living my dream anyway... And seeming all the other guys are All something guys, I'll decide to be an all 5 guy, and give ya all 5's (DKTOS)

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