Somebody please get me another chocolate donut
I think there's one more left in the case
I'm a little tired out from always thinking about
Those criminals and the charges that they face

Well the law they're breakin and they're nerves are aching
When they see me comin out faster than Clay Aiken
Didn't they tell you that when you speed, you gotta deal with NJPD
Turn on my lights, I stop the fights, hit every nightclub before midnight
Everybody's trembled with fear, somebody give me a free beer!

Drivin' in my cop car, gonna serve some justice
If i see you speedin, you will deal with my fist
This is my f***n state, see you with the judge on your court date

On the highway, you can see me hiding
It better be at the speed limit your riding
If you dare go any higher
You better pull over I don't see any fire

You're underage, I think your high
Didn't i arrest you for a DUI
You're such a liar, give me your card
I serve you justice and I serve it hard

Drivin' in my cop car, gonna serve some justice
If i see you speedin, you will deal with my fist
This is my f***n state, see you with the judge on your court date

This is my f***n state, see you with the judge on your court date