Somebody once told me
My turds will throw me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I will push out all my dung with my spintcher or my thumb
Whatever it takes to get out shit
Well
The poo starts running and it doesn't stop coming
Relieve my poos and it hits the bowl running
Didn't make sense but it was dung
You wipe your arse but your pants get some
So much to do, so much to say
So much crap I shit on the toilet
You never know if you don't go
You never shite if you can't flow

Hey now
Get your arse tar
Out of your
Anus
Hey now
Get your arse tar
Right on your
Toilet
All that matters is brown
Only anal tar gets the crown

It's a poo place
And they say it gets colder
You're pushing it now
Wait til you're older
But the shitty old man on the shitter
Makes you want to go and eat ExLax fritters
The ass's scat is getting pretty big
The water's getting cold so you might as well shit
My turd's on fire
How bout your's?
That's the way I like it cause it's great dung balls

Hey now
Get your arse tar
Out of your
Anus
Hey now
Get your arse tar
Right on your
Toilet
All that matters is brown
Only anal tar gets the crown

Hey now
Get your arse tar
Out of your
Anus
Hey now
Get your arse tar
Right on your
Toilet
All that matters is brown
Only anal tar gets the crown

Somebody once asked
If he could put his big huge ass
"I need to take a dump in your place"
I said yep
And it stunk up
But I love it, he can shit better than myself
We can all use a little change
The poo starts running and it doesn't stop coming
Relieve my poos and it hits the bowl running
Didn't make sense but it was dung
You wipe your arse but your pants get some
So much to do, so much to say
So much crap I shit on the toilet
You never know if you don't go
You never shite if you can't flow

Hey now
Get your arse tar
Out of your
Anus
Hey now
Get your arse tar
Right on your
Toilet
All that matters is brown
Only anal tar gets the crown

All that matters is brown
Only anal tar gets the crown