It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day
Until you enter the bathroom anyway
Don't go into the bathroom in this little town
It's not very nice, and should be closed down
In the bathroom, there is no sink
After a while it starts to really, really stink
Really really stink
Won't be better tomorrow
Won't be better tomorrow

You say that a good smell isn't everything
But I'd like to see you live without it
You think you can keep on sitting on the throne like a king
Oh babe, but I strongly doubt it

Really really stink
Really really stink
You're gonna hold your nose
Your nose, until tomorrow
You're gonna hold your nose
Your nose, until tomorrow

Don't use it tomorrow
Don't use it tomorrow
Hope you've learned your lesson
Your lesson, for tomorrow
Hope you've learned your lesson
Your lesson, for tomorrow