Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Shoot Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

"I'm Gonna Shoot Santa Claus"

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The Lyrics

Song #3 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas".

I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As many times as I can
Christmas Eve night I'll give him a fright
I've got a secret plan

I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
And I may shoot Rudolph too
As soon as those hooves land on my roof
They'll come into my view

After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den

I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As he exits from his sleigh
He'll see me right there, he'll stop and he'll stare
Then try to run away

After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den

I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As I sing a fa-la-la
He won't get away, I'll fire away
With my camera

I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
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Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Lovely twist at the end, Rex...but, heck; it's only early November, dude! Can't you wait? ;-) 555

Rex - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Kristof - since I'm posting 12 songs, I figure it will be the middle of December by the time I post the last one. If I had the speed writing skills of a MP or JD, I could wait until the last minute, but the 17 neurons I have left just don't work that fast. :-)

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