-> "Swive"
Original Song Title:
"Drive"
Parody Song Title:
"Swive"
The Lyrics
Smack! Back-side whacked
Tie two half hitches ‘round your rack, maybe...
Outfits, glory holes
So many diff’rent ways we roll, baby
Love when you ride, wanna be docked
Want it when bods are interlocked
Hot spot foxtrot
Wanna french kiss? Want iffy talk?
What you desire to get off, baby?
Cockpit, goin’ down
Flying high as you go to town, baby
Tight fit, shaky legs
Babe, are you craving to be led? Maybe...
Wanna play good, wanna be shocked?
Baby, my rocks are chock-a-block
Drop jocks - defrock
Laying astride, babe we love pork
Baby, we swive to get off, baby
Take this, tap my keg
Baby, we’ll make it ‘til bow legged, maybe...
(Ollie, molly, holly, volley, trolley
Lolly, folly, rhymes come free, baby)
Snake is best uncoiled
Your body brings my blood to boil, baby...
Back crack, clack attack
Like a roughy one for a snack, baby
Taken upside down
Guiding my module to splashdown, baby
Splaying of limbs, makin’ bed rock
Love when you rock around my clock
Head lock, snatch block
Make you bug-eyed, pleasures unlocked
Baby, we swive to get off, baby
Hey and what of groups?
New bodies, maybe ingenues, baby...
Slid, skid, done it all
Guarantee you’re the star of show, baby, baby, baby
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