Do they have real lives?
Do they sell fantasy?
Undercover spy
Had to find the mentality
Opened my eyes, internet sites are free.
Click edmunds dot com, they show us empathy
So they have put me there, put me here, put me there, so I go.
Anywhere I'm employed doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Drama over sedan
Learned the tricks that I do dread, 'popped a cherry', so they
said.
Go and sell those cars, my son.
But now I've sold some more to my dismay.
Aha, ooh, found out ways to make them buy,
Whiff of new car just makes them want to borrow
Chatter on, chatter on and don't forget to flatter.

Too late, signed papers chum
So sign on the dotted line, my family needs to dine.
Goodbye, all you suckers, you've got to go,
You must leave ID behind at the sales booth
Mama, ooh,now just watch me fly.
If they could boost themselves just one they sure would try.


I see a little bit of wet on the fan,
Got a leak, blew a seal, is this a lemon Durango?
Thunderbird's exciting, drive it fast as lightning, wee!
(Monte Carlo.) Red Camaro. (Monte Carlo.) Red Camaro, Red Camaro

steals the show.
How fast it go. Corvette's are pure joy, got in stock two or

three.
Passes everything 'cept a gas station, gee.
Save engine life with good viscosity.
Make it run, make it go, just don't make it slow.
New wheel-ahs! Yo, we do not care for slow.
Nothing slow! new wheel-ahs, we do not care for slow.
(Nothing slow!) new wheel-ahs, we do not care for slow.
(Nothing slow!) we don't care for slow.
(Nothing slow!) we don't care for slow. (nothing slow!) Ah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
(A Carmen Ghia, Carman Ghia.) Carmen Ghia, oh hell no.
The sports car club would just revel at the sight of me, of me, of
me.

So now that you like the car you're ready to buy?
So you think that you can buy it for a lesser price?
Oh, sign it, I can't go lower, maybe.
They want to get out, can't let them get outta here.

Money's all that matters, we must get our fee,
Money's all that matters,
Money's all that matters you see.
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You'll pay right through the nose.