Song Parodies -> "Janet's A Big Gown Diva"

Original Song Title:

"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

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Original Performer:

"Janet's A Big Gown Diva"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

1st verse - the GELF (Genetically Engineered Life Form) I was thinking of is the Kinitawowi from the Red Dwarf TV show which has its sphincter on the front of its head - in other words crap comes out of its face. The lever is the one that operates the trap door

That Janet is a GELF, a big gown diva an' she crows a lot, she has no sense
I wish they'd pull that lever so the diva is unstaged, her nut it must have dents

An odd hairdo like an old baboon if you criticize she'll yell
Yells like seven brayers, that diva's one whacko belle

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One flex of her pecs an' doubt - it's not like teens, she was frazzled with the surgical woes
She got plumper jugs, tucked shapely lugs an' they chiselled up her nose

An' she sinned did the big gown diva when she thought she'd give us all a peek
Coz the diva was sick when she flashed it at the Super an' we all dissed on the freak (for a laugh)

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Now, her brother is a big clown diva and he snuck a lad to his lair
An' the boy did love that big clown diva so he's now a kid millionaire

Now, the diva once prepped for Bubbles' ways an' he saw it as his legal right
Then he wriggled in sin as he got in a clinch but a monkey ride is tight

That Janet loved the big clown diva but he's cloaked in paedo crime
He looked a minger one day an' it occurred to him he might need a redesign

Primus - one of the few (IMO) 'modern' rock bands that are as good as the bands from the 60's/70's. Henry Rollins said in one of his DVD's - you can turn on a rock radio station & listen to half a dozen tracks back to back & think what a boring CD this band have made but then you find out it was 6 different bands. Not many seem to have a unique sound any more - a few exceptions though like Primus/Muse/Kings Of Leon etc

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Below Average Dave - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Very unique idea, very different. Had never heard of Primus prior to this parody, then again, haven't been listening to the radio since the mid 90s, so I tend to hear new songs late (as the Rap and Hip Hop styles took over the radio, I lost taste as they became more bling than music) Thanks for posting, 5s

Andy Primus - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks B.A.D.

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