-> "Cult"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cult"
The Lyrics
Cults members often do not think hard
As a result, often they are not on their guard
Against leaders who’re bananas
Not lots of gray matter under their bandanas
They’re cults, they’re cults
By fraudsters led
They’re cults, they’re cults
They’ll steal your bread
Cultist have a sliver of brain
Most are riding on the crazy train
Most of cults are led by a scam
But most members haven’t got the sense to scram
They’re cults, they’re cults
By mobsters led
They’re cults, some cults
Love, worship death
(Recording of Jim Jones, David Koresh, Trunt….)
Cult leaders force sucker members to show love
Not slavish? They’ll get a gun, with luck a shove
You’d better bow down at leader’s feet
Kiss daily the place where he excretes
Where dumps are pumped
There you’ll be led
To lunch and buss
The pinkish red
Is a cult out for your bread?
That and more
Are cult chumps by the nose led?
Yeah, they’re whores
Are some cults worshipping death?
That’s their core
Join a cult? Must be brain-dead
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