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Original Song Title:

"Lump"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Cult"

Parody Written by:

Rievelation

The Lyrics

Cults members often do not think hard
As a result, often they are not on their guard
Against leaders who’re bananas
Not lots of gray matter under their bandanas

They’re cults, they’re cults
By fraudsters led
They’re cults, they’re cults
They’ll steal your bread

Cultist have a sliver of brain
Most are riding on the crazy train
Most of cults are led by a scam
But most members haven’t got the sense to scram

They’re cults, they’re cults
By mobsters led
They’re cults, some cults
Love, worship death

(Recording of Jim Jones, David Koresh, Trunt….)

Cult leaders force sucker members to show love
Not slavish? They’ll get a gun, with luck a shove
You’d better bow down at leader’s feet
Kiss daily the place where he excretes

Where dumps are pumped
There you’ll be led
To lunch and buss
The pinkish red

Is a cult out for your bread?
That and more
Are cult chumps by the nose led?
Yeah, they’re whores
Are some cults worshipping death?
That’s their core
Join a cult? Must be brain-dead

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