Song Parodies -> "Busboys From Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboys From Hell"

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Original Performer:

"Busboys From Hell"

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The Lyrics

Be nice to your Busboys... They handle your food. Seems obvious, does it not?

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!! Be Gone!!!”

Your wrecked date night is all our fault
Cause in your wine we poured some salt
Sit down, shut up
Before we shove it in your mouth
Cut us a break we serve your food
If you’re a jerk or out of hand
You’ll see your French fries burnt black
It's gross if it's sent back

You’ll see us serving
And you'll hope for no bugs in your dinner
You should be scared if we frown!

Call us dumb we’ll spit our gum
And we’ll make your burger bun extra sticky
Tips are low with your dough
Spit on food we’re the busboys from Hell!

We’re not shmucks though our job sucks
Dish washing till our fingers dent
If you’re rude, you’re screwed
Actions are crude with your cup hence the smell

Yick!

Harness the garbage makes me scream
So you better be damn nice to me!
Want your toast browned? Or drowned
In the potty? Dude just eat!
So don’t be a smart ass and give me some strife
I’ll go "Jackass" on your knife
We wear dumb apparel (Insane!)
This flair is freaking lame!

Your meal’s coming
And you’re terrified to find your order
In your pasta’s a dead mouse!

We’re not nuts and we’re not glum
We just want treatment with respect, you see
Cause it blows serving bros
If you’re brutes we’ll be busboys from Hell!

Don’t be stunned to find your lunch
Strange and mysteriously wet
You're confused at goo
We're far from prude, We’re the busboys from Hell!!!

Want to munch then kiss our butts
Because we’re the guys who serve up delicacies
We can flow the Bordeaux
Or cheap booze, We’re the busboys from Hell!

Work’s not fun we’ve got to run
To keep all of the tables swept
Call us goons your spoon’s
In the trash chute we’re the busboys from hell!!!

AGH!!!!!!

Treat us nice we’re the busboys from Hell!!!!

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agrimorfee - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Pretty darned good, speaking from my experience on the job back in 1988. some choice subs in the choruses. Slight disappointment you didnt sub the odd spoken ad lib he threw in before the coda.

Blaydeman - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Pretty funny, and somewhat terrifying at the same time LOL! Thank God I was raised right to treat everybody well, the thought of some of the things you wrote about almost repulse me. Good pacing and funny, nice work!

Blaydeman - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above ^^^

Rex - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment

For some reason I got this mental image of all the busboys in a restaurant suddenly doing the flame on thing like Ghost Rider. I hope this isn't biographical from your days at Disney.

bobpiecheese - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Mental note: don't become a busboy. Apparantely it sucks. Great work here, love the imagery of all the busboys on a food-destroying rampage. $555 pay rise!

Below Average Dave - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Confirmation: it DOES suck. . .I was a busboy for about 6 months at an awesome little pizzeria called Mattingly's in St. Louis, and it was awful, though I still love Mattingly's food. One thing to say on Matty's opening comment--they don't handle the food, they handle the dirty work--clean up and washing dishes. . .just saying. . .I was one, I remember it for all the wrong reasons (Waiters and Waitresses were supposed to share tips, they never did). Unfortunately, Matty, the parody focuses on what sounds more like a waiter or waitress than a bus boy since bus boys typically do not handle food, some do help carry the food for waiters and waitresses on occasions but by definition the 'bus' the table, which means clean, dishes, setting etc. . .sorry, still a fun idea even if you misused the term

Blaydeman - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Dave's right. I'm currently a busboy at Tony Roma's and Morton's Steakhouse in St. Louis. Bussing SUCKS. But I need the money for college tuition.

Below Average Dave - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Wait--you live in STL Blayde? I'll have to say hi when I visit my family in December

Mark Scotti - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I'll have the..........LOL....no I'll serve you fives!

Blaydeman - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Well I live in illinois, but its close enough to st. Louis that I can work there and stay with my uncle.

Chris Bodily TM - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) So, BAD, you're telling me that the Flintstones movie LIED to me? Man, and I thought Barney Rubble was an irate busboy. These guys I'd avoid like the plague. I love the clonflicting concept -- mean, rude, "evil" busboys. Here's your $5 tip.

Abbott Skelding - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Ever since I saw the movie "Waiting", I am always very nice to those in the food industry (not that I wasn't before, just even more so now...plus I work at a pizza place on campus, so I know what it's like haha). A lot of great lines in here, nice work!

Wild Child JIN - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: So that's how that cockroach got in my salad! ;-D Excellent Job! 555! :-)

Max Power - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment

I could be worse. I remember the time when they start shooting me in the nose...

bobpiecheese - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above!

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