Song Parodies -> "Super Spreader Party"

Original Song Title:

"Champagne Supernova"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Super Spreader Party"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Welcome to the two tiered system of new segregation. It's not race (entirely). It's the "sick" versus the "healthy".

(Verse 1)
How many people are alert?
And ignore Cuomo the pervert?
Where were you when we are wearing masks?
Get accosted by police
Hesitant to show my piece
Where were you when we are wearing masks?

(Chorus)
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party in the yard*
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party
A super spreader party in the yard

(Verse 2)
Remove the kids away from school
They won’t take the needle rule
Without facts the teachers end up cruel
Get accosted by police
Hesitant to show my piece
Where were you when we are wearing masks?

(Chorus)
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party in the yard*
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party
A super spreader party
(Bridge)
‘Cause rich people think
That CDC rules do not work for them
Yet you and I, will have to sigh
As mandates spread around and we all die
Die! Die! Die! Die!

(Guitar Solo)

(Verse 3)
How many people are alert?
And ignore Cuomo the pervert?
Where were you when we are wearing masks?
Get accosted by police
Hesitant to show my piece
Where were you when we are wearing masks?

(Chorus)
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party in the yard*
You will never find me
Stepping on the dance floor
In a super spreader party
A super spreader party

(Bridge)
‘Cause rich people think
That CDC rules do not work for them
Yet you and I, will have to sigh
As mandates spread around and we all die
Die! Die! Die! Die!

(Guitar Solo)

(Outro)
How many people are alert?
And ignore Cuomo the pervert?
Where were you when we are wearing masks?
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks
We are wearing masks

* = The yard is Martha's Vineyard. The party is Obama's 60th birthday bash. Vaccinated/tested or not, take those optics to the Sturgis bike rally that got cancelled. Also, is Nina related to Tina? Something about my next song.

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Arch Vile - August 16, 2021 - Report this comment

I had once thought about using U2's song The Hands That Built America for this subject matter. Calling it "The Rules That Broke America."

CML - August 17, 2021 - Report this comment

How many ways did Obama burnish his legacy here? He showed millions of people that he bought a $12 million home right at the edge of the ocean, even though he claimed that sea levels will rise due to global warming. He organized a spreader event even as his party is trying to enforce new lockdowns. Then he lied about downsizing the event. Then he is caught in a Marie Antoinette moment where he isnt observing any precautions. And all this so he can hang out with pop culture celebrities!!

Arch Vile - August 17, 2021 - Report this comment

True dat, CML. Never miss an opportunity to flaunt the rules. I remember hearing from an independent ex-celebrity saying that if you're rich, you can't catch covid. HA! Can't wait to hear the controversy around that NYC concert that's going to be broadcast next week?

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