I'm at a restaraunt
Ordering skills are gaunt
They ask me, "Soup or salad?"
Is my choice still valid?
I should just ask Noel but he's off writing ballads
The price is halved
Don't trust your kitchen staff
Can I order food from the friggin' kid's menu?
"You can try that, sir, but that's kind of creepy here" **

You need to order
'Cos no one's gonna serve you any more hors d'oevres
You need to order, dude, or we can't get your food
Like, before tomorrow

Well, my friends say salad's da bomb
But you're voted best by soup.com
"Hurry, choose!", the waiter said
Aaagh, I just can't stand it,
"Soup or salad?"'s going to my head

You need to order now
Or be served malted cow
I like the minestrone
Just ask my friend Tony,
But then again the soups are shit and really phony
I think I've made a gaffe
The waitresses all laugh
I just want to get dinner, now I'm getting thinner
From sitting at this table
Not eating, unable

I need to just pick
'Cos sitting indecisive I'd look like a dick
I need to find a way to order by today
That's before tomorrow

Well, I might like a chicken soup...
But salad is great, agh! Endless loop!
"Hurry, choose!", the waiter said
Aaagh, I just can't stand it,
"Soup or salad?"'s going to my head
"Soup or salad?"'s going to my head