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Song Parodies -> "Straight of Hormuz"
Original Song Title:
"Get Up and Groove"
Original Performer:
Midnight Cafe
Parody Song Title:
"Straight of Hormuz"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
A Global situation
Heavy news in the paper
Iran threatens oil supply
Is the world in any danger?
Got rid of vile Osama
and they killed that fool Khaddafi
Assad is next on the list
While Kim Jong Il died suddenly
Now here comes Ahmadinejad
Ranting over sanctions impending
Threatening to use his navy
U.S. has carriers for sending
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
Perhaps they will set mines
Which may just take a toll
But they can be swept & cleared
The West is in control
No matter how much he rants
Ahmadinehad is crazy
U.N. temper tantrums old
The fact he lives is amazing!
The world must and will move on
No new World War 3 over this
Iran is no great power
Not wise to get the U.S. pissed!
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
U.S. air power pending…
Heavy news in the paper
Iran threatens oil supply
Is the world in any danger?
Got rid of vile Osama
and they killed that fool Khaddafi
Assad is next on the list
While Kim Jong Il died suddenly
Now here comes Ahmadinejad
Ranting over sanctions impending
Threatening to use his navy
U.S. has carriers for sending
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
Perhaps they will set mines
Which may just take a toll
But they can be swept & cleared
The West is in control
No matter how much he rants
Ahmadinehad is crazy
U.N. temper tantrums old
The fact he lives is amazing!
The world must and will move on
No new World War 3 over this
Iran is no great power
Not wise to get the U.S. pissed!
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
Straight of Hormuz
Straight of Hormuz
Iran can’t close you
No matter what they try
Their Navy boyz will die
Their lives will be ending
U.S. air power pending…
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