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Song Parodies -> "Enter Tabman"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Tabman"
Parody Written by:
Henry Moon
The Lyrics
Packing's done
Little one
Grab your pills and run
Now it's time for some fun
Dolly out
Condoms in
Your passport to sin
Discount drugs-man comes
Screw with both eyes bulging
Dive into the abyss
Ciiiiaaaalis
Can't beat this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands
Something's wrong
Hit the light
This rubber's too tight
I'm like a dwarf with no white
There's no more
Premature
Ejaculation
Only masturbation
Sleep's out of the question
Mouth too dry to kiss
Ciiiiaaaalis
Can't whack this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands
Heart's beating too fast to sleep
Pray the price isn't too steep
If I die before I come
Nuke the site I bought these from
Though I'm like a tub of lard
Part of me is still rock hard
Blood is pounding in my head
It's artificial pencil lead
Ciiiiaaaalis
Swallow this
Strain your gland
Viiiiaaaagra
Superstar
Three-night stand
Weekend in the Netherlands
Little one
Grab your pills and run
Now it's time for some fun
Dolly out
Condoms in
Your passport to sin
Discount drugs-man comes
Screw with both eyes bulging
Dive into the abyss
Ciiiiaaaalis
Can't beat this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands
Something's wrong
Hit the light
This rubber's too tight
I'm like a dwarf with no white
There's no more
Premature
Ejaculation
Only masturbation
Sleep's out of the question
Mouth too dry to kiss
Ciiiiaaaalis
Can't whack this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands
Heart's beating too fast to sleep
Pray the price isn't too steep
If I die before I come
Nuke the site I bought these from
Though I'm like a tub of lard
Part of me is still rock hard
Blood is pounding in my head
It's artificial pencil lead
Ciiiiaaaalis
Swallow this
Strain your gland
Viiiiaaaagra
Superstar
Three-night stand
Weekend in the Netherlands
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VERY GOOD! Brevity at its best! Loved it! 555
Very good though a few pacing/stressing problems in a few lines. 455.
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