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Song Parodies -> "They�re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop"
Original Song Title:
"The Dope Show"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marilyn Manson
Parody Song Title:
"They�re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
*Takes down the curtains. Opens the door. Makes an inviting gesture* �� -Welcome in everyone!
M-m-m-mer-maids, and minxes with a mean streak
I have, in store, and sphinxes with a hot streak
U-ni-corns, and griffons with a big beak
Cthul-hus, you call for a sneak peek
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
There�s lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They�ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It�s a zoo, and some do, the others
Tape-worms, the size of Oprah Winfrey
Ewoks, they�re nice, they really go with French brie
Pent-house pets, they come in pink and peachy
A succ-ubus, or you can wake up with a banshee
There�s lots of hydras, neck to neck
And goa�ulds that glow
And mutant turtles, back to back
Everyone, get in row
They�ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They�ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It�s a zoo, and some do, the others
There�s lots of sleepy, creepy ones
That wanna suck you dry
And lots of fishy, squishy ones
Come inside, time to buy
(or time to die...)
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
I have, in store, and sphinxes with a hot streak
U-ni-corns, and griffons with a big beak
Cthul-hus, you call for a sneak peek
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
There�s lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They�ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It�s a zoo, and some do, the others
Tape-worms, the size of Oprah Winfrey
Ewoks, they�re nice, they really go with French brie
Pent-house pets, they come in pink and peachy
A succ-ubus, or you can wake up with a banshee
There�s lots of hydras, neck to neck
And goa�ulds that glow
And mutant turtles, back to back
Everyone, get in row
They�ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They�ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It�s a zoo, and some do, the others
There�s lots of sleepy, creepy ones
That wanna suck you dry
And lots of fishy, squishy ones
Come inside, time to buy
(or time to die...)
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
They�re on sale now, in my pet shop
Also, mixed hybrids are sold by the pound, with a lifetime guarantee. :-) ��[email protected]
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