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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Shopping Frustration"
Original Song Title:
"Rock 'n' Roll is Dead"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lenny Kravitz
Parody Song Title:
"Holiday Shopping Frustration"
Parody Written by:
MrMacphisto
The Lyrics
DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_tjB3RaiqA
Oooo yeah
You're thinking of starting to hurl
From those rims on that Land Rover
Running 'round, you're buying things
While those goons' carts are overflowin'
Shopping mall *ickheads
All the money on your card
Can't buy a parking space for getting through
Oooo yeah
[3x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
You can't even seem to find a nice present
While children scream ahead
Oooh no
Caught up in a scrimmage
Where you've got five hundred people seeing red
Oooo yeah
Shopping mall *ickheads
It's so hard to be yourself
When your relatives are filling you with dread
Oooo yeah
[3x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
[guitar solo plays while the sounds of people
arguing with each other reverberate]
[7x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
You're thinking of starting to hurl
From those rims on that Land Rover
Running 'round, you're buying things
While those goons' carts are overflowin'
Shopping mall *ickheads
All the money on your card
Can't buy a parking space for getting through
Oooo yeah
[3x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
You can't even seem to find a nice present
While children scream ahead
Oooh no
Caught up in a scrimmage
Where you've got five hundred people seeing red
Oooo yeah
Shopping mall *ickheads
It's so hard to be yourself
When your relatives are filling you with dread
Oooo yeah
[3x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
[guitar solo plays while the sounds of people
arguing with each other reverberate]
[7x]
Shopping mall *ickheads
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no lie....ace someone out of a mall parking space and watch the unchristmasy words fly
Only 18 more shopping days...
Not to mention Jerry Seinfeld, peeing in the corner of the parking garage...right next to your car. Too true sentiment
That's the Christmas spirit, mac! 555
Thanks, Alvin, Inviisible, Dee, and Kristof.. :)
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a *ickhead :-)
Thanks, Rick :)
This captures the true Christmas spirit
Thanks, AFW... :)
Loved the scansionally-challenged name of the parody. I can see why you chose that though, lol. Tis the season... 5s.
Thanks, Red :)
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