Song Parodies -> "Want Some Gravy"

Original Song Title:

"Constant Craving"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Want Some Gravy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I dunno, sometimes I just get gravy-cravings........(mp3 of original song temporarily available here)

Ea-ting
through a char-grilled steak
be it
thick or thin
there is
something I sure crave
before I
begin

I want......some......gra......avy
to wet my meat

Maybe
the meat's very rare
or quite
overdone
or-may-be
it is dry from bein'
barbecued
in the sun

want......some......gra......avy
aboard my meat

gra......avy

oh OHHHH......want some gravy
with which...to douse
my port...erhouse

[ instrumental ]

want......some......gra......avy
all rich and brown

chops......want......gra......avy
in which to drown

gra......avy

oh OHHHH......want some gravy
should taste...like cow
I want...some now
and a...facetowel
yeah a...facetowel
get one somehow
okay whatever...

(fade)

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Jason - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Very tasty reading material Stuart! 555. I like gravy as well, but the parody was great also.

Not your best - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Decent, but not funny enough to crack your top 100, imo.

AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Stirred up smooth...definitely not lumpy..

alvin rhodes - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

gravy was groovy

Yoidy - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Ridin' the gravy train, I see!

Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

With most other parodists, I'd say this was great, Stu. But I have such high expectations of a McArthur parody.....so, it's....OK. Sorry.

Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks everyone - you're very kind - I wanted to do this OS and I thought the title sub was good but I just could not think of anything funny about gravy (that I hadn't already used in my "Something In The Gravy Moved") - or at least nothing that would fit into this OS's short lines and rather repetitive structure
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I appreciate the way you managed to bag this and compliment me at the same time Kristof and "not your best"
and thanks Jason, alvin, AFW and yoidy :-)

Jack Wilson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved it, and a few years ago on my misheard lyrics day by day calendar one of them was for the OS "Cant stand gravy"/ 5s

Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks Jack - that would have been a better sub (and idea) in fact

Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

That's OK, Stu...I always like to sweeten my baggings with a bit of honey.;-) You can get your revenge on me tomorrow. Peace, bro

Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

well that's an odd coincidence Kristof - I always like to sweeten my honeys with a bit of banging
(..........hmm, g-key not working - I meant bagging - sorry prude police)

John Jenkins - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

As noted by other commenters, this might have only been a 4.5 parody, but your most recent comment earns you 5s.

Below verage Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Well, Stu, as always you managed to squeeze the most out of a light song. . .You really are a truely gifted writer. . .I would love to physically hear some of your parodies (of course I have as I sing every contest entry to the best of my ability each contest I vote on, but you know what I mean). . .If nothing else, I'm surprised you aren't some famous writer or something, you seem like you'd be a great fictional writer.

2Eagle - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Good gravy!

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