Hot sun beating down
Constipated gotta find a town

Hot sun making me cramp
Gotta find a toilet or I’ll regret

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
AAAAAAA!!!
BBBBBBB!!!
CCCCCC!!!

No pants sittin on the can
can’t push it out it’s hurtin man

I gotta body under my shirt
but all I wanna do is get the Hershey squirts

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
DDDDDDDD!!!
EEEEEEEE!!!
FFFFFFF!!!


Oh I wanna poop sooo bad
you never know who's watchin me

HHHHHHHH!!!
IIIIIIIIIII!!!
JJJJJJJJ!!!

Young as I am I should be poopin okay
a football shaped turd should be comin my way

Big farts, keep shooting out
Damn I gotta sh** hurry now!

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
KKKKKKKK!!!
LLLLLLLL!!!
MMMMMM!!!

Oh I wanna poop sooo bad
you never know who's watchin me
A perfect poopy
with a perfect brown - uh-huh.
NNNNNNNNN!!!
OOOOOOOO!!!
PPPPPPPP!!!

No, I can't poop, I can't crap
The only thing about me is the way I strain
No, I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
QQQQQQQQ!!!
RRRRRRRR!!!
SSSSSSSS!!!
TTTTTTTT!!!
UUUUUUUU!!!
VVVVVVVVV!!!

But I can piss atleast
No I can't sh**
WWWWWWW!!!
No, no, no I can't poop
XXXXXXX!!!
No I said I can't sh**
YYYYYYY!!!
ZZZZZZZ!!!
But I… oh, wait, I just did!