Song Parodies -> "School Shootings Sure Aren't Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To Paradise"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"School Shootings Sure Aren't Nice"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My condolences for the tragedy in Connecticut, but whatever responses come to be, they will do little to stop such a thing happening again. It is the modern day and age and while freedom is a dangerous thing, tyranny is much worse (And things like this would STILL happen!) The humor contained within is vicious and black but perhaps if you read the lyrics, you may get an idea of other foes that exist beside the shooter... Inculcate - Learned knowledge

School Shootings Sure Aren't Nice

(Sung to "Welcome to Paradise - Green Day)

There's blasts
of gunfire echoing down the halls....
I'm cowering under my desk
hoping I'm not next to die!
A maniac made
another school a kill zone..
My peers are dead
and dying and I'll never find out why!
No, I'll never find out why!

I'm Columbine and Newtown
with much more worse to come!
If you think you're safe then
you best think twice!
Take it from a student
trapped inside the killing fields....
School Shootings Sure Aren't Nice

There could be
inculcated reasons...
(She won't go out with me;
why did she sound so shrill?)
Why are Massacres
always in season?
It's the voices in my head
that urge me on to kill!
a deadly and foul thrill!

If I kill myself afterwards, more will follow me!
You should be saying "Jesus Christ!"
The media vultures will use my name...
fame for years to come!
..The innocent pay the price!

Now it's time
to show remorse and grief....
and say the right things so that people will think we care....
And new laws will provide us no relief...
They will do nothing while more killers lurk out there!
And you really should be scared!

Regardless of the laws you pass, the threat will still remain...
Even with a task force from President, Vice!!
If you take away the firearms, the dysgenes still will kill!
...Reality is Never Nice....

Personal Site

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Patrick - January 18, 2013 - Report this comment

Politicians use these incidents to promote their agendas, none of which have any reference to reality. Sad truth is, any determined individual, indifferent to his own survival, can wreak havoc and there is nothing one can do to stop it, save to apply superior force at the time of his action, and hope for the best. You capture the fear students must feel when trapped in a hopeless situation from which there is no escape.

constitution guy - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment

this parody writer and patrick say it all perfectly, and laws dont stop bad guys in these instances. here's a " see if you're full of it " test, - the left says more legislation requiring the disarming of society will make us safer, implying that there will be great cooperation. since the left have so much faith in us, how bout not taxing us and just allow us to be honest and turn in the proper amount? most all of these people doing the violence are on government meds. this doesnt excuse them, rather, it incriminates the governments effort to make zombies out of these kids. they are numbed good for school and little attention is required to deal with them. bad parents, bad schools - both are the greatest influence on kids, not the NRA. . .

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.