Song Parodies -> "Got To Avoid The Noid"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I'm Paranoid"

Original Performer:

"Got To Avoid The Noid"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

For those of you who are too young to remember. The Noid was an evil guy wearing a red rabbit suit in the old 80s Domino's commercials that would go around and destroy pizza but the Domino's pizzas were always set up with traps to stop him and the warning that the ad gave was "Avoid The Noid".

There’s this creep who’ll wreck your lunch
Has your pizza in his clutch
Dominos warns you of this dude
Dominos says to him “Screw You!”

Got to avoid the Noid
That pie he hates it!
That advertisement Noid
Food’s mutilated

Smash it, bash it, Dressed up as a rabbit
Dude, Lay off my food!
Crazy, Shady, Product of the 80s
Crude, He makes me brood

Jackhammers and a power drill
Messed things up that’s his only skill
Pizza’s crumpled or it’s cold
The Noid did it, That’s what you’re told!

Got to Avoid the Noid
As illustrated
In Ads that have the Noid
Food’s desecrated

Spillin’, chillin’ he’s my pizza’s villain
Screwed when it’s been chewed
Queasy, sleazy loathes things that are cheesy
Rude, So I’m unglued!!!

You won’t enjoy the Noid
Want to destroy the Noid

Glower, Powers can’t stop that half hour
Delivered to you
Greedy, beastly wrecks things that are greasy
Stomped on with his boots

Chopped him, dropped him we just got to stop him!
Dummy’s clumsy, Tries to keep me hungry
Smite it, blight it, I’m still going to bite it!
Freezing, squeezing, Traps will make him release

Cheating, beating you’ll soon be retreating
Your plans are subdued, I will have my slice
Treating, eating, The Noid we are deleting
Your commercials too, Won’t be in my sight

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AFW - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm old enough..but don't recall the comm'l...but from your notes, sounds like a roadrunner/coyote type of thing

Patrick - September 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Some fellow whose name was Noid sued the pizza company for defaming him and causing people to make jokes or stay away from him. Not sure how that suit turned out, but the commercials ended not long after.

Agrimorfee - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

Quick, somebody call in Spuds MCKenzie to bite the head off of this nightmarish vision!

Rex - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment

Did you know the Noid has appeared on The Simpsons and Family Guy? Fun parody!

Porfle Popnecker - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice wordplay.

bobpiecheese - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Wow, and here I was thinking that the 80s couldn't be any weirder. Well, not really, I was thinking how it's been months since the last time I had non-homemade pizza, but whatever. Pretty good parody here, 555!

Below Average Dave - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Dominos. . .I can't say I disagree on avoiding in this situation. . .not over the top funny but nonetheless it worked.

Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I don't remember these commercials... mainly because I was a 90's baby. However, your prologue gave sufficient info for me to daw upon while reading it. It's another solid parody from you Matty. I agree with Dave that you have so much funnier work, but overall this ain't too shabby. And I will certainly avoid the Noid, whoever that is and wherever he may be hiding.

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