I don't exercise for anything,
My friends say they like me the way I am.
I like to say that I'm big boned.

Is it a sin, is it a crime,
To keep on eating all of the time,
Any time, I would do anything for food.
_____ _____ _____

I bow my head down,
Right near my food.
I hear it talking to me,
Say, eat me I'm good.

And I mean,
Not just on Sunday.
I'll eat it everyday and
It goes to my knees,
Everywhere inbetween.

Don't try to save me or
Lock up the fridge on me.

In the name of Kentucky Fried Chick-Un.
Food is my religion.
_____ _____ _____

I wasn't looking for a weight loss plan,
I know that Diets are not my friend.
My family tried to make me go.

I know that someday this will end.
But right now food is my best friend.
I'll eat it hot, or eat it cold.
_____ _____ _____

I bow my head down,
Right near my food.
I hear it talking to me,
Say, eat me I'm good.

And I mean,
Not just on Sunday.
I'll eat it everyday and
It goes to my knees,
Everywhere inbetween.

Don't try to save me or
Lock up the fridge on me.

In the name of Kentucky Fried Chick-Un.
Food is my religion.
_____ _____ _____

I bow my head down,
Right near my food.
I hear it talking to me,
Say, eat me I'm good.

And I mean,
Not just on Sunday.
I'll eat it everyday and
It goes to my knees,
Everywhere inbetween.

Don't try to save me or
Lock up the fridge on me.
I will get the bucket or the box.

In the name of Kentucky Fried Chick-Un.
Food is my religion.