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Song Parodies -> "ASS-CAP TURDS"

Original Song Title:

"More Than Words"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Extreme

Parody Song Title:

"ASS-CAP TURDS"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

A PARODY IN SUPPORT OF BELOW AVERAGE DAVE AND HIS WEBSITE TROUBLES WITH ASCAP.
Average Dave dammed too
ASS-CAP says they want some dollars from you
Its not you don’t want to
Licence it, but it should be free to
How sleazy they have been for closing B.A.D.
ASS-CAP TURDS is all you have to do is take and steal
You cant sue a parody cos it is free
Its not the real deal bro

What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you

ASS-CAP TURDS

Now we’ve tried too talk to you and sign your petition
All we have to do is tell ASS-CAP
They can just kiss your ass, oh F**K me
Why don’t they just go and have a smoke
B.A.Dave I’m sure you’ll have the chance to do your show
Make your troubles go away do your hobby
I hope your site don’t go

What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you

ASS-CAP TURDS

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with the sentiment and message 100%. I signed the Badave.com/ASCAP petition online, and I'll have to give you 5s.
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job. GO DAVE!!!!
Below Average Dave - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks Gari, I am happy that everyone has my back, I will make sure to keep the site updated with my moves on this touchy subject!
Gari J - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I think it pathetic what ASCAP are doing dave, but do keep doing what your doing. Andria and Scotti cheers for commenting
Shirley Temple - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
OK, signed the petition. Just tell the boys at ASCAP I'm getting back on them.
CML - June 26, 2020 - Report this comment
If we're not going to squelch this Mike retard, can we at least get rid of the Comments Section, because at the moment all it does is make us look like we're inmates in a lunatic asylum ... It's incomprehensible to me that nobody in Admin is doing anything about MIKE after he has puked up evidence of his mental disease over 150 times in the past three days
Monstermaster13 - June 27, 2020 - Report this comment
I don't know how long it takes for comment reports to be confirmed here but I'm hoping someone will do something about Mike, i'm not going to suggest physical harm or anything or anything that will result in me getting IP banned again (or anyone else for that matter), but there has to be something we can do.

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