little girls dont know how to be sports fans
mama didnt teach em
little boys dont know how to do the dishes
daddy didnt teach them

face down on your bed
practicing the kamasutra
i see you jump off a cliff to fly
just to impress a woman

again for false aspiration
oh find a match online

love, save the empty
love, save this idiot please save him

sad boy you wait for replies
no girl ever writes back to you
try an orgy for last disguise
bet Pedro Lopez ll fall through

again for false attention
need to be locked inside

love save the empty
love, save this idiot please save him
and save Brett Michaels
so his dumb show ends

just find a wife
they tell you dont be like Flav man
or just conceive
oh with RuPaul the sex freak

love save the empty (3)
love save the desperate, hook him with
ERIN MCCARLEY!