May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real PaRappa please stand up?

I repeat, will the real PaRappa please stand up?

We're going to have a problem here


Y'all act like you never played a rhythm game before

Jaws all on the floor like Sonic just burst in the door

Saying "gotta go fast" more than before, he first gets jealous

Beating Eggman on camera

It's the return of the "oh wait, no way, you're kidding

he didn't just pull a switcheroo right now did he?"

And Spyro said

Nothing you idiots Spyro's with the Skylanders now

Everybody loves PaRappa chicka chicka chicka I gotta believe I'm sick of him

Look at him wearing a beanie but it's not cold here

Outsmarting you know who "yeah but he's so cute though"

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than Crash Bandicoot's mutation

Sometimes I want to get on TV and tell jokes but can't

But it's cool for Donkey Kong to be in the jungle

The ape is throwing barrels, the ape is throwing barrels

And if he's lucky he might just hit a Kremling

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a kong is

Of course they gonna know what a donkey is, by the time they hit 4th grade,

They got Kirby though don't they?

Mario ain't nothing but classic

Well sometime he'll be around with his brother

But if he can stomp on goombas and koopas

Then there's no reason Yoshi can't eat meatballs

But if you feel like I feel I got the mic

Everyone raise your hands, sing the chorus and it goes


I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Cause I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up


Bubsy don't gotta believe in his games to get ratings

Well I do, so screw him and screw you too.

You think I gotta believe about E3?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

But PaRappa what if you win an D.I.C.E. Awards?

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Gex the Gecko

Hey, Rayman, better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Banjo & Kazooie

And hear 'em finding which one is the jigsaw

Conker put me on blast on A-B-C

Yeah he's cute but I think he's in love to a flower, he he

I should download her audio on Zune

And show the whole world how you're mean to PaRappa

I'm sick of you little Friday Night Funkin' fans all you do is annoy me

So I've been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of mods just like me

Who rap like me, who just gotta believe like me, who dress like me

Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing

But not quite me


I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Cause I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up


I'm like a head trip to listen to

'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends

Inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)

I just tell it better than 99 percent of you characters out there

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these games like Valiums, it's funny

Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 25

I'll be the only rhythm game to be fun

No other rhythm games can come close to my popularity at all

I'm serious, when I'm 25 I'll be watching you

And every single rhythm games is a PaRappa lurkin' he could be workin' at a diner

Spitting on your food

Or in the parking lot circling,

Screaming I don't give a hell with his windows down and system up

So will the real Rappa, please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Cause I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up


I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Cause I'm PaRappa, yes I'm the real Rappa

All you other Rappas are just imitating

So won't the real PaRappa, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up


Haha, I guess there's a PaRappa in all of us,

Damn it,

Let's all stand up