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Song Parodies -> "I Digress"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Be Blessed"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"I Digress"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
This is for people who just LOVE to pick an argument...
Hey you,
You are wrong in my head
We haven't talked yet
Your first words have yet to be said
But you're wrong...I digress
I know
That peace is a dream
My words will sound mean
They're the meanest that you've ever seen
Anyway...I digress
That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight just because
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress
You're either
Too young or too old
Too shy or too bold
You're a prude or you act...like a ho
I don't know...I digress
That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat,
Hey. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress
I...Di-gress
I...Di-gress!
You are wrong in my head
We haven't talked yet
Your first words have yet to be said
But you're wrong...I digress
I know
That peace is a dream
My words will sound mean
They're the meanest that you've ever seen
Anyway...I digress
That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight just because
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress
You're either
Too young or too old
Too shy or too bold
You're a prude or you act...like a ho
I don't know...I digress
That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat,
Hey. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress
I...Di-gress
I...Di-gress!
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Yeah, know what you mean. Like certain people on this site with his acid comments , we all know his name, don't we!
I'd say that this was a good parody, but then...I digress... ;-) Just kidding, this was a cool idea!
I liked this one too.
Cool ideas! I liked it and thought it was pretty funny. And you're right, it's great for ppl who like picking fights over every little thing. Overall, I think it was really good. Great job!!
This is very funny!!
LOL! This is really funny :D 5s all for you :) But I digress. jk ;)
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