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Song Parodies -> "A Head of Lice"
Original Song Title:
"Sacrifice"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"A Head of Lice"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
....yes, at times, I have a black, warped, sick sense of humour....
It's a human thing
When hair is strong
When the little things linger
and irritation goes on
Into the nursery
Of each little kid
Hopping nits come calling
and negativity lands
Comb comb hair
Lotion combed though
Some things jumped on your baby
Just passing through
And it's a head of lice
And their simple turds
Just two nits living
In one separate curl
Now it's a head of lice
A head of lice
It's a head of lice over all
Diversionary landing
Full on attack
Tolerance grows for the lotion
They keep coming back
And on inspection
No nit is spurned
The lotion failed you
And a stronger one burns
Comb comb hair
Lotion combed though
Some things jumped on your baby
They're not passing through
And it's a head of lice
And their simple turds
Just two nits living
In one separate curl
Now it's a head of lice
A head of lice
It's a head of lice over all
(repeat chorus)
A head of lice over all...
(repeat to fade)
When hair is strong
When the little things linger
and irritation goes on
Into the nursery
Of each little kid
Hopping nits come calling
and negativity lands
Comb comb hair
Lotion combed though
Some things jumped on your baby
Just passing through
And it's a head of lice
And their simple turds
Just two nits living
In one separate curl
Now it's a head of lice
A head of lice
It's a head of lice over all
Diversionary landing
Full on attack
Tolerance grows for the lotion
They keep coming back
And on inspection
No nit is spurned
The lotion failed you
And a stronger one burns
Comb comb hair
Lotion combed though
Some things jumped on your baby
They're not passing through
And it's a head of lice
And their simple turds
Just two nits living
In one separate curl
Now it's a head of lice
A head of lice
It's a head of lice over all
(repeat chorus)
A head of lice over all...
(repeat to fade)
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ouch that's well written enough I suddenly felt my scalp start to itch..... good parody
It's a real problem with all children here in the UK since the authorities got rid of the old fashioned "nit nurse" that used to visit the schools - fortunately a problem that is no longer mine (they dont like teenagers so much! ;-P ) ......thanks Carol
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