You say we've got nothing in common
When I'm Bush, you're Obama
And I started two wars
You'll say, the world is better without me
You won that Nobel Peace Prize
And I didn't earn it no-where

But I said, what about
Your warmong'ring tendencies?
We said we both had coalitions of friends
And we didn't know how long or how much it'd cost us
And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got!

Got Saddam, and now you want Gaddafi
Waste Tomahawks like coffee
We hope you're not wrong
No Fly Zone! The planes cannot fly over
And you said they don't need Rovers
And I hope you're not wrong

And he said, what about your fumbling proclivities?
He said, I think I got U.N. approved
And as I recall, I think, you just got the Congress
And I said, well, that's the one thing you've not

You say that Lib-y-a we're bombin'
To lib-y-rate the people
And I've seen this before
You'll say it's not about the oil
We'll quickly leave their soil
And I know I said that too

And I said, what about your warmong'ring tendencies
We said we both had coalitions of friends
So we're digging up debt while we flatten the Middle East
And he said, well, that is something we've got

And I said, what about your unexplained strategies
We said we'll side with the rebels and fight
And who takes his place, is this as easy as Kosovo?
And you're just hoping it's not like Iraq!

And I said, what about your warmong'ring tendencies
We said we both had coalitions of friends
And we're calling for budget cuts but not for the Pentagon
And he said, well, that is something we've got