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Song Parodies -> "Prednisone Crunching"
Original Song Title:
"Ants Marching"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dave Matthews Band
Parody Song Title:
"Prednisone Crunching"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Prednisone, the most prescribed medication on House and a drug I'm extremely familiar with.
I wake up every morning
Coffee drink and I think something’s wrong here
Cos I can’t smell a thing
The drink ends, torture begins
Me thinks
I can’t taste, so why bother
How this sense leaves me wanting an auger
To make a hole in my head
Maybe smells will begin to now seep in
How I long for my lovely
She cooks so well, oh those smells
I can’t smell them
Wonderful and wafting air
Waiting for the day I’ll start tasting
Take these steroids
This leads me to a place where there are no dieting ties
Wolf down, it’s tasting time.
Oh, I long for my lovely
She cooks so well, oh those smells
I can’t smell them
Wonderful and wafting air
Waiting for the day I’ll start tasting
Bitter pills that I take now
They make me smell, make me taste every thing, Wow
Senses combing directions
The nose engaged
The senses engaging
And all the Prednisone I’m crunching
Good and bad, they help my munching
I begin to smell things
I begin to taste things, hey!
I can smell the cat litter box and it
Stinks of stuff that I’d rather not sniff
Rounder face is a side effect
Chit chat, chit chat, can’t stop
Mind too quick, watch what I begin to say.
What, what, what, what
Take these steroids
This leads me to a place where there are no dieting ties
Wolf down, it’s tasting time.
Coffee drink and I think something’s wrong here
Cos I can’t smell a thing
The drink ends, torture begins
Me thinks
I can’t taste, so why bother
How this sense leaves me wanting an auger
To make a hole in my head
Maybe smells will begin to now seep in
How I long for my lovely
She cooks so well, oh those smells
I can’t smell them
Wonderful and wafting air
Waiting for the day I’ll start tasting
Take these steroids
This leads me to a place where there are no dieting ties
Wolf down, it’s tasting time.
Oh, I long for my lovely
She cooks so well, oh those smells
I can’t smell them
Wonderful and wafting air
Waiting for the day I’ll start tasting
Bitter pills that I take now
They make me smell, make me taste every thing, Wow
Senses combing directions
The nose engaged
The senses engaging
And all the Prednisone I’m crunching
Good and bad, they help my munching
I begin to smell things
I begin to taste things, hey!
I can smell the cat litter box and it
Stinks of stuff that I’d rather not sniff
Rounder face is a side effect
Chit chat, chit chat, can’t stop
Mind too quick, watch what I begin to say.
What, what, what, what
Take these steroids
This leads me to a place where there are no dieting ties
Wolf down, it’s tasting time.
Originally appeared in the Blogging Baker: http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/08/prednisone-crunching.html Copyright 2009 Warren Baker
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Interesting stuff, Warren! And Manny, me thinks, is out there relating on some level!
Get offa that stuff -- try some natural anti-inflammatory alternatives! ...before you swell up to 555 lbs.!
@TJC: Um, pardon me, and TT ain't a doctor, but methinks thou hast confounded anti-inflammatory corticosteroids with androgenic and anabolic steroids. Or in Manny's case, ass-teroids. :-)
@TJC: Um, pardon me, and TT ain't a doctor, but methinks thou hast confounded anti-inflammatory corticosteroids with androgenic and anabolic steroids. Or in Manny's case, ass-teroids. :-)
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