Song Parodies -> "Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story)"

Original Song Title:

"Higher"

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Original Performer:

"Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story)"

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The Lyrics

This song is of course about the ever changing face of Michael Jackson. Peace --- Ghetto John

When dreaming I dream that Im a perfect man,
who's got the perfect skin,
At sunrise I cover up my face,
'Cause I don't want the sun to ever touch my face,
'Cause there's a white boy, a longing to escape ,
From the life I live when I'm awake ,

So take me there
forget the black race
Come on, take me there
I swear Im not gay

Can you make me whiter?
make my black roots history
Can you make me whiter?
make me as white as can be

Although I would like my face to change
The press just wont appreciate
My perfect white dreams
But, my friend, Id sacrifice all my pets
If I could make my skin and my teeth the same
The only problem is
I let them tear up my face

So take me there
forget the black race
Come on, take me there
I swear Im not gay

Can you make me whiter?
make my black roots history
Can you make me whiter?
make me as white as can be

So take me there
forget the black race
Come on, take me there
I swear Im not gay

I want to feel like I'm a great white man with a white mind
Yes I know its oh so rough to take my skin
And make me white

Yes I know its oh so rough to take my skin
And make me white

Can you make me whiter?
make my black roots history
Can you make me whiter?
make me as white as can be

Can you make me whiter?
make my black roots history
Can you make me whiter?
make me as white as can be

Rest In Peace --- Chris May (Monaco Chris) 1984-2003

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J.Marie (the suckiest parody person) - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment

hey i wrote a song about wacko jacko! yes the man's got problems

Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Maybe somebody should turn Xtina's "Fighter" into "Whiter," even though she went brunette for that video (or maybe to entice Justin).

Yes the man's got problems - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment

duh! gr8 parody! ok the man's got problems

J.Marie - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment

mike's rite!! no someone should turn "fighter" into "virus (the jennifer lopez song)

aisha - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment

michael jackson should be happpy with wot colour god gave him

Jacqui la nina - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment

How dumb and stupid you are to discriminate the most famous and so handsome in the 80's man? Michael must love his skin and he doesn't care what color the children or his friends are. You practically suck on writing. The Thriller man has no intention to turn himself albino. The "Black and White" song" is very touching. That's right, Michael is the Man. Though I have to say I was born in 1990, though just a couples years back I fell in love with Michael. The Mike I like is the Off the Wall and Thriller. in Thriller, I just could kiss him. but now I'm very appalled. So you can see I LOVE the old Michael. Kisses Mike and I love you.

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