Some lines don't rhyme, but I give it 5s anyways because it reminds me so much of Weird Al's "Amish Paradise"

You left out socials and lime jello.

I wish that Dubya and Dubya's buddies would just give Utah back to the Mormons.

I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. I love a good parody, especially when it’s about me. The problem here is that this is not a good parody. You have too many inaccuracies: 1) “A Mormon watching T.V. you know that's unheard of” Mormons can watch TV. What on earth makes you think we can’t? 2) “Since I am the pastor and I’m wearing his cloak...” No one in the LDS faith is called a “pastor”. While we obviously have clergy called to serve as leaders (the church is run entirely by lay ministers, I might add) none of them hold the title “pastor”. 3) “The religious Sabbath to us is no the day Saturday” Ridiculous. I don’t even know how one could make that mistake. The LDS Sabbath is on Sunday (as it is for most, if not all Christian faiths) because that was the day Christ rose from the tomb and “broke the bands of death”. 4) “...and a cross to demonize...” I defy you to find a “Mormon” carrying a cross. In the LDS faith a conscious effort is made to focus on the resurrected, living Christ. As a result you will not find crosses or crucifixes in (or on) their homes, churches, or temples. 5) “...I’m fourteen and a half now and I am coming clean” You know, I honestly have no idea what this means. Nothing happens to youth at age fourteen and a half in the LDS faith. Is this just an age you chose at random? Is this your age? 6) “...so we never drink caffeine” If not for everything else I would let this one slide, because there is some truth here. “Mormons” live by a revelation know as the “Word of Wisdom”. In is there are many “do’s” and some “don’ts” aimed at keeping the body healthy (it falls into the “your body is a temple” category). One of the lines in it states something like “‘hot’ drinks are not for the body or belly”. I put ‘hot’ in single quotes because NO ONE in the LDS faith argues that we are to abstain from all beverages which are hot in temperature. We know that a hot drink at the time was taken to mean tea and coffee. Some now argue that the intent of that portion of the “Word of Wisdom” was to caution against the use of caffeine (a drug). I personally do not drink caffeine, my wife (who I would say is the more righteous and spiritual of the two of us) however loves caffeinated soda (Dr. Pepper is her favorite). 7) “I am on my first mission...Since this is my first year, I've got three left” All worth young men are encouraged to serve a (one) mission for the church when they turn nineteen. The standard duration of a mission for a young man is two years (four years is crazy talk). When members are older (retired, kids gone) they are encouraged to request assignments to serve additional missions. There is plenty of real stuff to make fun of about the LDS faith. I think you just need to do a little more research.

I agree its hilarious, but it would be better if half of it were true :( we like to sing this song at firesides, but we change the words to make it more fitting :) but its all fun.

It would have been funnier if it rhymed and if you actually got a few facts right... Just like A "Mormon" said. It's rather offensive if you don't get your facts right.

I agree with a Mormon. I really like some of it but the parts that he pointed out that are not true- don't make senes. If your going to make fun of a religon your facts have to be correct. But.. hey oh well to each there own. glad you gave the mormon religion so much attention. god bless :D

haha nice but mormons are really judgemental haha