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Song Parodies -> "My Mart Will Go On"
Original Song Title:
"My Heart Will Go On"
Original Performer:
Celine Dion
Parody Song Title:
"My Mart Will Go On"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Hey, sorry I haven't been around. You know, life, the universe, and all that. However, I could not pass up the opportunity to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's sinking. Yeah, I know this is probably an overrated way to do so, but hey, nothing like improving on the original song, you know? Anyways, enjoy the parody, please come again!
Every night in my dreams,
They see me, they pay me,
That is how I know it goes on.
I gave them convenience,
They gave me all their cents,
I know that this show must go on!
Near, far, drinks and candy bars,
I believe that the mart doth go on.
Once more, they come through the doors,
And they’re here in my mart and
My mart will go on and on!
Sold some Slushies one time,
Folks come back for lifetimes,
My mart’s the best under the sun!
Love is like a pretzel,
Its taste memorable,
In my mart, they sell on and on!
Near, far, drinks and candy bars,
I believe that the mart doth go on.
Once more, they come through the doors,
And they’re here in my mart and
My mart will go on and on!
Root beer, cookies, it’s all here!
And I know that my mart will go on!
Thanks, then, and please come again!
Come and shop at my mart,
‘Cause my mart will go on and on!
They see me, they pay me,
That is how I know it goes on.
I gave them convenience,
They gave me all their cents,
I know that this show must go on!
Near, far, drinks and candy bars,
I believe that the mart doth go on.
Once more, they come through the doors,
And they’re here in my mart and
My mart will go on and on!
Sold some Slushies one time,
Folks come back for lifetimes,
My mart’s the best under the sun!
Love is like a pretzel,
Its taste memorable,
In my mart, they sell on and on!
Near, far, drinks and candy bars,
I believe that the mart doth go on.
Once more, they come through the doors,
And they’re here in my mart and
My mart will go on and on!
Root beer, cookies, it’s all here!
And I know that my mart will go on!
Thanks, then, and please come again!
Come and shop at my mart,
‘Cause my mart will go on and on!
Copyright 2012 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by not being able to go on.
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I absolutely HATE the OS with a manicky vicious fury and passion. However, check out the version by the instrumental rock band LOS STRAITJACKETS. It's great and there's no singer that sounds like an alleycat caught out in a thunderstorm. I hope your parodies here will go on and that Celine Dion goes away into oblivion.
Hmmm...I'll have to check that one out. I also agree, Celine Dion's not one of my favorites. If you're looking for a better French Canadian artist, check out Kebekelektrik.
The Unsinkable Dylan Baranski! 555 lifeboats for you!
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