I'm Engaged Again (Parody of "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182)

(Verse 1)
It started out, just like like any night
Sittin around, by the candle light
Leaned up from the couch
Went to fix my pants
Some how I ended up on one knee

(Chorus)
That's when she started yelling "Yes!" at me
I think I seriously need therapy
Bound for marriage is how it goes
Couples are afraid of me
My parents are always enraged
I'm engaged again
I'm engaged again

(Verse 2)
Then later on, I went home
Called my friend, she wasn't home
Out a question pops
Right on her voice mail
So then she said she'd marry me

(Chorus)
That's around the time they both clung to me
This is gonna cost a great fee
Wants to go get registered at the mall
Why does this have to be?
This relationship hasn't paid
I'm engaged again
I'm engaged again

When does this start going happily?
How did I even get this diamond ring?
Maybe it's just a psychological fear
Quanitity not Quality
Sorry If im being to vague
I'm engaged again
I'm engaged again

Luckily in the end they set me free
They said that "it's not you it's me"
Never thought I'd love that line
Said it happened too suddenly
Never want to be engaged
I'm engaged again
I'm engaged again

I'm engaged again