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Song Parodies -> "Price Of Darkness (Ozzy Osbourne)"
Original Song Title:
"Skater Boi"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigin
Parody Song Title:
"Price Of Darkness (Ozzy Osbourne)"
Parody Written by:
Alex Zander
The Lyrics
He was a Goth
She was his manager
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a High
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted his money and his house
But all of her pets
Shat on his floor
They had a problem going to the toilet on the otherside of the door
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
5 years from now
She sits at his home
Feeding the Jack and Kelly she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Ozzy Osbourne rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They shoves it in there face
And they didnt like it
Cause they had none
She Spends on cards
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the Ozzy Who yells Bubbles i F****ing hat Bubbles
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
Sorry Sharon but hes a gothy guy
His house is dercorated in Skulls and stuff
There are the modern day addams family
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See that Ozzy that Goth could be
There is more that meets the eye s
His glassess turned his the colour blue infront his eyes
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
She was his manager
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a High
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted his money and his house
But all of her pets
Shat on his floor
They had a problem going to the toilet on the otherside of the door
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
5 years from now
She sits at his home
Feeding the Jack and Kelly she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Ozzy Osbourne rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They shoves it in there face
And they didnt like it
Cause they had none
She Spends on cards
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the Ozzy Who yells Bubbles i F****ing hat Bubbles
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
Sorry Sharon but hes a gothy guy
His house is dercorated in Skulls and stuff
There are the modern day addams family
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See that Ozzy that Goth could be
There is more that meets the eye s
His glassess turned his the colour blue infront his eyes
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
He was the prince of darkness Man
She said Dont have a cow man
He was Mummbling infront of her
She was incontrol
But she was a troll,
Remember those things with the weird hair.
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A good idea, but it went kind of bad in the areas of pacing and overall humor. Pacing problems went a little out of hand, and it was hard to follow often.
What's your problem, Alex Zander? First of all, the original artist spells her last name Lavigne; secondly, it's from the two thousands!! Why did you make those two boo-boos?
Yeah i know sorry for the mistakes. Spellin was a bit off. Actually Skater Boi was wrote in 1999 and was made into a song in 2002 so when do you class this song in the 90's when it was written or in the 00 where it was released?
Most likely 00, since that's when it was recorded. But thanks for the additional info. I didn't know avril wrote it four years ago. Are you sure?
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