[F1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip to Springfield again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
[F2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
[All:] "Yeah
[M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up"
[all agree]
[M1:] "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed"
[all agree]
[F1:] "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a *****"
[all agree]
[F2:] "It reminds me of smelling a guy's butt!"
[all agree]
[M2:] "It reminds me of smelling a 36 year old girl's ***"
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
[M2:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it"

[F1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo"
[M2:] "Oh my God, that was a little out there,
hey check out a water slide, man,
those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"
[all agree]
[F1:] "Hey, it reminds me of that guy I met last year
who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, he was unbelievable"
[all agree]
[F2:] "Hey, it reminds me of that rich guy I went out with
and when her mom went out of town we fooled around in her jucuzzi"
[all agree]
[M2:] "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 36 year old girl slide down
one of those things and she was going
so fast her bathing suit fell off,
and I just stood there at her big, beautiful, pretty b**bs flopping around,
holy geez I wanted to lick em'"
[car screeches he drops out of it]
[M1:] "I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that. You better not do anybody!"

[F1:] "I always knew that guy was a little wierd"
[F2:] "Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome"
[F1:] "It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place"
[F2:] "It reminds me of my first date with this guy named James, I took him to a pizza place"
[F2:] "Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza,
and then went over to a 36 year old girl's house and made her j**k off to me and a guy making love"
[car screeches, she drops out of it]
[F2:] "Hey don't get all high and mighty, she wanted me to do it. SCREW YOU FOR JUDGING ME!"

[F1:] "Man they were all crazy, *sighs* hey, what's that"
[Cow:] "Moo"
[M1:] "Oh my god, OH, GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
[car chrashes]

Johnny: Hey that last skit was written for a reason,
if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 36 year old girl,
don't throw them out of your car, or you will get hurt, or worse... dead,
now enjoy the rest of the album.

Cast for this skit:
F1: Eliza Sullivan (She got injured towards the end of the skit)
F2: Brittany S. Sullivan
M1: Kevin Ross
M2: James H. Sullivan