Verse1
Here I am, eating spam
Saying damn, that girl ate my ham
Taking my time, she says I committing a crime
By eating toast without jam
When eating my dinner, I eat the beans
Without being seen, I take the rest of the greens
When I'm tired, I get a snack
Hit the rack, then ask my girl to scratch my back
But she's not there, she wants to eat in a chair
But I tell her don't ever dare....cause

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We can eat in the shower
Both of our bodies covered with crumbs
In the bedroom
Wanting my stuff, asking for some
On the kitchen floor
Begging for food like a bum
We can anywhere

We can eat in the attic
With food everywhere
In the living room
Eating it like we don't ever care
In the basement
Not sharing, not playing fair
We can eat anywhere

Verse 2
When I'm thirsty
I drink tea, and coffee
Then I gotta pee
Cause you know, I cant drink beer
Only when I drive and steer
I even drink, at the police station
I got pulled over, for driving and drinking
But I'm not an alcoholic
I'd get sick
Unless I throw up in my basement....so

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Verse 3
Here we are, in my car
Not going far, eating candy bars
Peanut butter, and chocolate
Eating it bit by bit
Taking my time, driving around
My girl is giving me an evil frown
She told me, to go to KFC
But I didn't, I went to Hardee's
She left me, for another guy
And she didn't even tell me goodbye
But that leaves
More food for me
But no one to wash my underwear
But at least now I can eat anywhere