Looking just a little bizarre
Like a harmonicar
But it's wooden
Branded with an FCKO
And that's how you know
It's a good'un

Looking out, I'm sensing your dismay
When you hear it you may shout "foul play"
When I go "doo doo doo"
On kazoo

Sometimes it can feel a bit weird
It gets stuck in my beard
And I know it's
Like the actress said to the bish
-op, though you may wish
I can't blow it

A mouth-organ? No, it's not, no way
C'est quelque chose que je dois souffler
(I think that's French for "blew")
On kazoo

[Kazoo solo.. well, duet if there's anyone else around with one]

One thing that I really dislike
It keeps banging the mike
Had enough now
Maybe if you've had enough, too
What I ought to do:
Is piss off now

Hope you liked all that I had to play
And I'll move over for the cabaret
You've heard all I can do:
On kazoo